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    自從那天正姐約我以後,日子好像也沒有變得比較精彩。
                                                                               
    我依然持續每天打電話給正妹、她卻連一次都沒有回我。
                                                                               
    後來我很自然打電話給了正姐,想要從她那裡知道正妹的近況啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果就是我有事沒事都會跟正姐聊天電話,網路,無聊時也會一塊
                                                                                                      
    吃頓飯。
                                                                               
    漸漸的,我發現跟正姐之間的話題不再存在著正妹,取而代之的則
                                                                               
    是專長興趣、身高體重、星座生日、abcd的時候.....
                                                                               
    毫無疑問,我喜歡上了正姐!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    跟正姐在一塊的時候,即使不做什麼,單純坐在公園的長椅上聊天
                                                                               
    ,我也能樂得一整天心情很好。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    簡直就像情竇初開的處男,晚上打槍槍時的畫面,全部都是正姐!就好
                                                                               
    像國一那年看到大澤惠在A片上的賣力演出一樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    怪了,強者我本人身經百戰的30CM,不是早已練到十里坡劍神的程度?
                                                                               
    不是自信遇到江湖上任何高手都不會退卻,毫不留情的宰殺時也不會良
                                                                         
    心不安?
                                                                               
                                                                               
    可為什麼偏偏在正姐面前,感覺卻像是唐三藏遇上了蜘蛛精,國見比呂
                                                                               
    遇上了雨宮雅玲,等級完全不成比例?
                                                                               
                                                                               
    甚至在很專業很強大的西斯版,都已經自稱「強者我本人」了,但面對
                                                                               
    正姐怎麼還是會有懦弱、B咖、路人甲、鱉三的感受?
                                                                               
                                                                               
    沒錯!越是接近正姐,才越覺得她是我生命中的女神!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    在女神面前,我只能一再用五指稱霸天下,然後幻想自己化身為赤壁之戰
                                                                               
    裡揚名天下的大督督跟她爭戰百回啊。
                                                                               
    是的──我很想督它,如果她願意,我甚至願意信仰雞督!
                                                   
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「你....是不是喜歡上我了?」某天晚上,在東海一家黑貓中隊裡,帶著
                                                                               
    三分酒意的正姐側臉挑眉看我。
                                                                               
    不唬爛!當時強者我的反應不是臉紅,而是小弟弟馬上拉正!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    沒有辦法啊!正姐身上的體香,還有她那庸懶的眼神,千嬌百媚的訴說著
                                                                               
    強大,還有她那成熟誘人的身段,那晚又剛好穿得很涼很辣的小可愛,超
                                                                               
    短熱褲,完全就是讓人:
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                    無、法、忍、受、的、想、要、犯、罪
                                                                               
                                                                                                    
                                                                               
    「如果我說不是,妳會覺得我很機車嗎?」
                                                                               
    我不知道自己為什麼逞強,可是這樣好像真的很帥。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「會!」正姐笑著說:「因為我不會喜歡你。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
    聽到這句話,我居然一點生氣的感覺都沒有,當下也沒有問原因,也沒有啥
                                                                               
    太多的反應,只是悶悶的喝著酒。
                                                                               
    喝著喝著,不知不覺好像距離正姐越來越近,趁著酒意也就色從膽邊生,我
                                                                               
    一把就摟住她的腰間,然後將頭湊近她的耳朵:「我想親妳。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    當下也沒有管她到底答不答應,總之我輕輕在她的嘴唇上吻了大概三秒鐘。
                                                                                             
    正姐的嘴唇真的很嫩,很柔、很滑....美夢成真的有種讓人想哭的衝動!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果像阿宅清醒過來以後,我緊張害怕的看著正姐以為她會生氣....
                                                                               
    可是她居然,居然──像是什麼事情都沒發現過一般,臉上既沒有害羞,而且
                                                                               
    也絲毫找不出害怕的表情。
                                                                               
    冷靜的讓我簡直倒抽了一口涼氣.....
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「哈!你好弱....」撇了我一眼,又是一杯啤酒下肚,正姐優雅的掏出一根
                                                                               
    細長的涼菸,非常享受抽了起來。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    一時間,我只能傻笑的看著。
                                                                               
    雖然一樣是抽菸,可正姐抽菸的感覺,完全就是有種將全世界排除在外
                                                  
    的特立獨行,酒店妹那破麻的騷樣跟她完全不能比較啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    然後我好後悔,非常後悔現在是在夜店,而不是在沒有人的都會公園!
                                                                               
    疑?等等,東海的「督」會公園?
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「嗯,等一下我們要不要去看夜景啊?」我假裝若無其事的說。
                                                                               
    「這個嘛!」正姐瞇著眼睛笑了起來,瞳眸像在發光:「你想幹麻?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吼!聽到這裡我已經完全凍抹條溜!
                                                                               
                                                                               
     「呃──」我以一付"我看起來像是那種男人嗎?"的表情看了她一眼。
  
                                                                               
    沒錯!聽到別想要亂來這幾個字還真是令人振奮。
                                                    
    試想,假如正姐才考慮要跟你去看夜景,卻已經聯想到那方面的事了,
                                                                               
    甚至還光明正大的說了出來,鄉民們不會覺得期待嗎?
                                                                               
    別忘了!強者我本人剛剛甚至連理由都沒交代就奉上初吻了。
  
    看來把今天的童貞送出去完全不是問題啊!(誤)
                                                                               
                                                                               
    趁著酒意,猴急的我當下就丟下了小朋友,一把拉起正姐就往不遠處的
                                                                               
    督會公園飆去。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    然而載著正姐吹著涼風的我,離開了夜店西斯的氛圍,腦袋也跟著很快
                                                                               
    冷靜下來。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    正妹?她是誰啊!幾個禮拜沒有見面,我甚至想不起她的模樣。
                                                         
    酒店妹?吼!每天見面就算了,誰還會在這個時候想起賤貨破麻?
                                                                               
                                                                               
    至於其他人?
                                                                               
    如果真的要怪!如果給一百個理由都無法讓妳們心服口服。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                       那就怪妳們自己不夠“正”吧!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我是個平凡人,對於女人我很膚淺。
                                                                               
    誰比較正,我就督誰!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「你在想什麼?笨喔!」正姐看著眼前的美景,打趣的甜笑。
                                                   
    「老實說,我在想什麼時候親妳....」話還沒說完,林北的手就已經
                                                                               
     不安份摟住了正姐的纖腰。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
     正姐象徵似的掙扎了一下,然後皺起眉頭輕聲說了一句:「不要....」
                                                                               
     不要停我懂。
                                                                               
                                                                               
     那時我已經將嘴巴伸過去跟正姐剌舌了!
                                                                               
     簡直一整個就是天雷勾動了地火,蓄勢待發的靈丸完全不可收拾!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
     我的進展很快,在充份了解到高手過招往往只是一瞬間的生死以後,
                                                                               
     才兩秒的時間裡,手指就已經透過了衛星導行系統的幫助,極為快速
                                                                                                       
     就找到了定位!
                                                                               
                                                                               
     正姐的胸部不大不小,正正正的c,小c。
                                                                               
  
                                                                               
     然而就在科技更加進步,衛星已經更進一步的準確到內衣裡面,差不
                                                                               
     多可以摸到乳頭的同時,正姐又說了一句:「不可以,我有男朋友了。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
     男朋友又怎麼樣?
                                                                               
   我有砲友都沒有大聲了!
                                                                               
   
   想都沒想,我非常衝動的就給她摸了下去!頓時............吼!
                                                                               
   我的眼眶泛淚,有一種身處夢境的不真實感。
                                                                               
     如果這是夢,我不想醒來。
                                                         
                                                                               
     然而就在我閉起眼睛整個人陷進溫柔,退化成禽獸,不斷挑逗著正姐的時
                                                                               
     候,我發現正姐的眼神突變,從頭到尾都睜大得正義凜然。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「你不怕嗎?」正姐輕輕的咬字,簡單,卻邪惡強大的讓我從30cm糾
                                                                               
     緊到了30mm。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
      什麼?
                                                                               
      怎麼感覺一瞬間好像全都變了!
                                                                               
      下一秒鐘,當我會意過來的時候,臉上已經火辣了拓上了五隻指印!
                                                                               
                                                                                         
      這還不說,彷彿就像是靈異故事一般,我發現今晚的正姐穿著紅衣,
                                                                               
      ,而且她有著一頭足以讓我上吊的長髮....然後這裡是山上,我的手
                                                                               
   指還停留在正妹的乳頭上,而且重點是她在笑!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                    
                                                                               
       正姐的眼神很冷,冷得像是全面忽略了一切。
                                                                               
    她在笑,表情卻完全感受不到笑意。
                                                                               
                                                                               
       「妳......」強者我忽然從神龍變成了忍者龜。
                                                                               
       「沒啊!我只是想說,我們去旅館好不好?」
                                                                                  
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                               我們去旅館好不好?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                       
                                                                               
         毫無疑問的炸彈轟來!我的答案當然是──
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
         怎麼可能不好?
                                                                               
         差點沒嚇的我一身冷汗,雞雞海水倒灌啊。
                                                                               
         一想到這裡,我馬上放下眼前這個女孩,一路朝著台中市擁有八爪
                                                                               
         椅的厚德路前進....
                                                                               
                                                                               
     「這家可以嗎?」我指著英才路某家富麗堂皇的汽旅!
                                                                               
         「OK啊。」正姐甜甜的笑著。
                                                                               
                                                                               
         於是二話不說,我們馬上就騎著125cc衝了進去。
                                                               
                                                                               
              
     一進了門,我馬上就扯掉正姐的衣服,展開一段激情忘我的熱吻。
                                                                               
         正姐的接吻技巧相當高強,舌頭滑嫩的就像是靈蛇吐信一般,不稍
                                                                               
         幾秒鐘旋即讓我的30cm顯得異常兇猛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
         當然,我的手也沒有閒著啊!都已經到了這裡誰還講究啥禮義廉恥,
                                                                               
         只見我的手一邊拼命的抓揉正姐的胸部,腰間拼命抵住她的私處,偶
                                                                               
         爾還空出手來狂捏她的屁屁!完全就是渾圓飽滿的沒話說啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
         「等等,先去洗個澡嘛!」正姐突然變得有點害羞,她撒嬌的模樣非
                                                                               
         常可愛。
                                                                               
         「好啊,那我們一塊洗!」我不要臉的提議。
                                                         
                                                                               
         「不要這樣啊!你先去洗啊,人家還要一點心理準備。」
                                                                               
     「這樣喔!」心思單純,精蟲貫腦的我當下也沒有多想,馬上就使出
                                                                               
         強大的金蟬脫殼在兩秒鐘以內甩光衣服以後,一邊唱著勇士進行曲一
                                                                               
         邊衝進了澡間。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
         花拉拉,花拉拉,熱水的水溫很棒!而我的思緒卻完全停留在剛剛在
                                                                               
         督會公園那一幕....照理說,氣氛好、燈光佳!三成辣手催花的功力
                                                                               
         也是恰到好處,而且我口齒也是清新的可以啊!
                                                                               
         正姐的反應怎麼會....
                                                                               
                                                                                           
         管它!反正長得正的人多半都有這麼一點兩點怪僻啊。
                                                                               
     人畢竟不是完美的動物,也不是每個妹叫床的聲音都能讓人持久。
                                                                               
                                                                               
         這麼想完以後,我又考慮一下現在的狀態,金槍不倒30cm準備好了!
                                                                               
         保險套皮夾裡有一個,房間裡面也有一個,應該勉強夠我用了。
                                                                               
         可是感覺上卻好像還是少了些什麼?
                                                                               
         我是不是好像算漏了什麼!感覺很怪。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
         然而就在我全身赤裸打開浴室的那一刻,果然.......
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
         女姐就像是空氣般消失無蹤不說,就連我隨身的衣物也跟著不翼而飛。
                                                                                              
         慘麼?這還不夠。
                                                                               
         最慘的是....我在這個時候聽見敲門的聲音。
                                                                               
                                                                               
         嗚,我真的好後悔。
                                                                               
                      

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