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    大概是三年多以前在台中發生的事情，當時我唸進專學校。(六、日念書)
                                                                               
    其它時間就在酒店裡當少爺打工。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    因為太過無聊的關係，所以下班以後，我通常都會在080 聊天室裡流連忘返
                                                                               
    ，想說反正一個人住，隨便把到一個就不怕孤單寂寞覺的冷了啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果不上還好，上了之後我才知道這世上除了上班、上課，原來還是可能上
                                                                               
    到妹的啊。
                                                                     
                                                                               
    當時強者我已經交往過大概10個女朋友吧，確認完照片以後，該驚為天人的
                                                                               
    驚完了，該跑到窗口大喊哇出運啊的按例也已經撕吼完畢。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    很快就互留電話以後、才是我第一次發現原來聊天室，真的還是純純而且還
                                                                               
    是處女的“正妹”。(另外還附帶幼保科的學生技能)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    不知道是口才太好還是怎樣，總是憑著時間太多的三寸不爛之舌，很快在不
                                                                               
    久後約了正妹見面。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    她真的很正，大概90分這麼正吧！長髮、瓜子臉、165的身高，d罩杯，天使
                                                                               
    般的臉孔，魔鬼似的身材啊！叫邪惡的我怎麼凍A條。
                                                                                              
    可是我又不能擺出很明顯的“想督她”的模樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    所以一開始就是先去唱ktv，第二次約會又去看電影，逛街壓馬路送禮物，聊
                                                                               
    手機、掛網路，我可是一點都沒有馬虎。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我想吼，有幸能夠把到那種等級的正妹，除了自己長得不壞之外，跟那時候的
                                                                               
    經濟能力有差啦！少爺一個的薪水大概四萬多，而且我是上晚班的，白天除了
                                                                               
    約會簡直一整個就是無事可幹。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    總之，總之在互有好感的前提之下，第一次見面就二壘，第二次約會三壘，第
                                                                               
    三次已經把她帶回小套房，想盡辦法想要把她全身扒光了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    跟著重點來了，重點是，我每次摸正妹胸部，親她的時候，她都擺出一付完全
                                                                   
    沒有經驗的感覺，有點娃娃音，些微反抗的聲音雉嫩，吼！一整個就叫人受不
                                                                               
    了啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    於是我問她是不是第一次，她說自己有點怕，還沒有準備好。
                                                                               
    所以我，我想應該跑不掉吧，人家畢竟是個好女孩子，再加上交往時間不久，
                                                                               
    再怎麼樣也不應該這麼猴急的禽獸掉吧。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    於是強者如我，整整七天連續跟正妹約會培養感情，整整七天沒有睡飽，整整
                                                                               
    七天沒有打槍槍，這才到了終於可以進入正妹閨房的時刻。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    正妹跟她姐姐一塊住，當時她老姐正在上班，所以我們好像有充份的時間做完
                                                                                  
    一切想做該做的事情。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    所以我一到房間以後，馬上就變身成無敵鐵金鋼想要拯救無知的少女啊。
                                                                               
    然而就在一陣親揉愛撫過後，我那無比強大的人間兇器已經迫不及待的想要出
                                                                               
    來犯案。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果，結果───正妹居然還是拒絕，可是願意讓我撫摸親熱就是了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    然後我，這個時候慘事就發生了！><
                                                                               
    不知道是因為腦袋太累引發缺氧還是太久沒有打槍的關係，我居然穿著褲子跟
                                                                               
    她親熱時就忍不住射了一遍。(我心裡想反正不能尬了啊！這樣好像也很爽)
                                                                               
                                                                                                     
    就當我呼嚕嚕完的時候，正妹這個時候才又來勁，很害羞的說了一句：「那個
                                                                               
    ，要做嗎？」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    簡直就是廢言啊！不管怎麼樣，我也拿出男子漢的氣概啊！
                                                                               
    可是不知道太緊張還是處女本身的難度就太高還是怎樣，反正不管怎麼試就是
                                                                               
     不夠硬，督了幾次還是督不進去，她剛好也喊痛，索興就放棄了。
                                                                               
    (當然我的表情有裝作很為難，不想勉強對方啦！不然我還要有哪種解釋？
                                                                               
    硬不起來嗎？天知道我剛剛才貨真價實的隔著衣服轟出了一發靈丸啊！連神都
                                                                               
    不知道她喊痛時，我內心的百感交集啊！真不知是該偷笑還是.....)
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果督不進去就去算了，丟臉沒有吃到也就算了，正妹還一直帶著非常愧疚期
                                                                   
    待的表情以為我是正人君子，一直反覆問我，真的不做嗎？
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吼！那A安捏，我情何以堪？
                                                                               
    那簡直就是畢生最大的恥辱啊！要是重來一次，我早就它媽不客氣的一次就螁
                                                                               
    變成為畜生了啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    最後那女孩子陪我下樓的時候，還依依不捨地帶著惋惜的眼神。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    至此，此後──                                                      
                                                                               
                                                                               
    離開正妹家以後，我自然回到小套房去痛哭流涕啊！老實說當下恥辱
                                                                               
    的感受只有這麼一點兩點，心想以後還有機會，大概吧。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    可是一覺醒來以後這才發現完蛋，七點要上班的我，十點半時手機裡
                                                                               
    面已經有了多達30多通的未接來電。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    女的，而且全部都是同一個人。
                                                                               
                                                                                           
                                                                               
    那個女人是我們公司裡的同事，也就是一般人俗稱的酒店妹！
                                                                               
    她怎麼會有電話，這個我可是一點都不清楚啊。
                                                                               
    反正雖然是被她吵醒，我好像禮貌上也應該感謝人家啊，所以上班以後
                                                                               
    有事沒事，抓到空檔就會跟她聊聊天什麼的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結論只有一個！那就是酒店妹真的很好上，更尤其是她看上你的時候。
                                                                               
    我想應該沒有太多人有那種，一天之內老虎變成綿羊的感覺吧？
                                                                               
    老實說我有！跟她聊天的時候，依照我多年來把妹的經驗等級來判斷，
                                                                               
    那女的酒店妹簡直完全就是一付要把我活剝生吞下去！
                                                                                        
                                                                               
    自然，我，我能抵抗的了嗎？能當得上酒店妹，自然還是有其一定程度
                                                                               
    的姿色存在啊！雖然比不上正牌女友“正妹”，可好歹也有八十分吧。
                                                                               
    而且她很兇，每次跟她打仗的時候，都讓我有一種黃沙覆蓋，在跟匈奴
                                                                               
    人一戰生死的感覺！
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果自然不廢話，反正能夠佔便宜就不放過。
                                                                               
    從那天以後，有機會我就找時間不斷地取出30cm神兵來招呼她，誓要幹
                                                                               
    得她哭爹喊娘！哀爸叫母，屍橫遍野才肯罷休。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    簡直不是在我說吼！酒店妹的技巧真的比我前十幾任女友加起來都還要
                                                                                                            
    高強多了。
                                                                               
    那個馬達真不知道是充什麼電池，搖起來就沒完沒了啊！而且感受的到
                                                                               
    酒店妹真的是完全沉浸在做愛的氛圍裡使出渾身的解數！重點是嬌喘聲
                                                                               
    讓人印象深刻，美妙的簡直就像是天賴。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    酒店妹的姿勢很多，還喜歡挑戰高難度的！而且每次做愛的時候，前戲
                                                                               
    都總會細心的幫我吸得戰鬥力十足。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    直到將我徹底擊敗以後，還會一直需索無度。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結果我就這樣私混了十幾天，差不多已經完全快要將正牌女友拋諸腦後
                                                                               
    的時候──我那天下午依舊跟酒店妹全身赤裸的正在進行所謂的第三次
                                                                                              
    世界大戰，說這時那時快，我的手機竟莫名響了起來。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    是她！我一直朝思暮想，始終一直沒有督到的正妹。